What is an alot you may ask? An alot is an imaginary creature that someone from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com made up to help them deal with their compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak, and a pug.
For example, if you read the sentence "I care about this alot," this is what you should imagine:
Here are some of my other favorites: